My co-worker sent me a link to “My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler” Pinterest page & let’s just say Quinoa’s giving Suri’s Burn Book a run for her money…
Know what really gets Quinoa down in the dumps? Pleather.
“Mommy, tell me the story of Brooke Shields’ early career again while we walk in the sand.” – Quinoa
The only thing Quinoa likes to rescue more than puppies are children that shop for clothes at Wal-Mart.
Quinoa and her little English friend Jasper have been raising a pair of turtle doves to release upon the birth of the royal baby as an act of goodwill between our nations.
On Saturdays, Quinoa likes to give orphans a ride in her child-sized speed boat. She says it’s the least she can do.
Quinoa organized a Broadway-worthy rendition of “Hard-Knock Life” to raise money for local orphans and other poorly dressed children.